canoeing in a crystal clear lakecoolest but scariest fucking thing
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.